ladies and gentleman, boys and girls... for the thousands in attendance, millions watching at home... and for ferguson(fergie XP).. lets get ready to SUCK IT!!! muahaha!!
this is a special edition of the spawn of e devil's deathwish! muahaha!! it is official that man utd has secured the EPL cp with their recent match against everton that jus ended an hour ago!
it was a little scary at first, but they brought the spirit back into their fans by winning 4-2!! HAHA! NOOBER EVERTON!!
they were losing with a 2-0 at half time... that was saddening. but within 16mins of the 2nd half, o'shea scored a wonderful corner goal due to everton keeper Ian Turner's mistake. haah noober!
then ronaldo was subbed in to help pull the 2-1 to a 2-2. he did so in 7mins when another corner kick was given and he fought hard for the header by leaping high in the air to head the ball straight down, only to be scored by Phillip Neville of everton!! haah! another noob!
then rooney soon took the 3rd goal after leaving defender Joseph Yobo lying like turd on the floor!! ANOTHER noober!!
and to finish off, a new face on the field Chris Eagles scored a 4th goal with only mins to spare. Roonn and Giggs then began to taunt the everton players by playing with the ball at everton's left corner! roon was super awesome =)
after the final whistle blown, fergie showed the double peace sign as a sign of victory! nah.. jus jk. he was showing the score of chelsea's match 2-2!! another group of noobers! muahaha! this reporter is out.
until man utd's next match, toodles.
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